Frekkisen
One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned how you get a baby. The mother was amused and said, «Oh really sweetie, why dont you tell me all about it?»
The little girl then explained, «Well, the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddys wiener stands way up high, and the mommy kneels on the floor and puts the daddys wiener in her mouth, and then the daddys wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommys mouth, and then the mommy swallows the sticky juice, and thats how you get a baby.»
The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, «Oh honey, thats sweet, but thats not how you get a baby. Thats how you get jewelry.»
